My Ten Reasons NOT to Breast Feed My Child?

1. He is always center of attention.
2. He is always with my wife.
3. He is always on her Boobs.
4. I don't get any.
5. He doesn't let me have any.
6. He sleeps between us - toss the contraception away.
7. He bops me on the nose when wife doesn't respond to his midnight cry quick enough.
8. He eats more frequently than I do.
9. My meals are delayed to his benefit.
10. He looks so cute when he is flopped out on wifes lap :)

Is that good :) (Sorry I have to find humour in all of this from somewhere.)

A very almost lost his son father realising how special it all really is.

Adam Todd 980924